The communists in India are the champions of the poor working class masses and rake up senseless issues time and again to cater to their so called vote bank! How many of us recall a communist gentleman called Harkishan Singh Surjeet, the general secretary of the communist party before Prakash Karat took over? Surjeet, an old bloke, can easily be pictured sitting on a broken chair in his office wearing the most basic clothing. Karat, Surjeet are said to be died in the wool commies who would give their limb for ideology.

Now the amusing anecdote which will help us to nail their true lies:

“I was boarding a KLM flight from New Delhi to Amsterdam and onward to Paris a few years ago. It was late and all I could think was to find my seat and sleep. I had been upgraded by the airline and therefore was one of the first to board, Ahead of me, walking erect was an elderly; elegantly dressed gentleman in a blue Jodhpur suit carrying a samsonite briefcase. When we reached the door, he showed his boarding pass to the air hostess at the gate. The lady read the seat number and directed the gentleman to the rear of the aircraft. He refused to move and when he turned slightly, I noticed it was our Mr. Surjeet with a red face. Clearly he was expecting something different. His seat was 74 F and for some stupid reason, the lady did not catch the fact that this seat is on the upper deck!. He gestured to her and she immediately corrected herself and directed him to the comfort of the business class upper deck. I followed suit and went to sleep quite fast.

Upon arriving at Schiphol, we got out in the same sequence, Mr. Surjeet ahead of me. There was no one to receive him at the gate as the dutch probably hate communists! Mr. Surjeet, without assistance and directions, made his way straight to the business class lounge. I moved on to pass immigrations”

The above goes on to demonstrate that the poor communists are really not so poor as they make out in public life. Regardless of their pedigree they splurge when they can – essentially hypocrites.

These commies are playing the Chinese trumpet in the heart of our political landscape. The Chinese Poodles are playing with the nations national security, The nuke deal India signed can only make the country strong and our nuclear neighbours do not like this. While the Chinese are already at it to upgrade Pakistan, no one would be happier if this deal falls through than Pakistan or China. Having a hotline with the CPI, CPM etc. is probably the best possible way to stop India in its tracks.

This conspiracy theory is surreal with a tinge of bordering the truth.

Probably the government at the centre will not fall, not just yet as the commies have a compulsion of not siding with the BJP – an imperialist, facist party in their view. But if the deal has to be stopped, I can guarantee they will wait it out for the next 4 months under the guise of the joint committee and if they find that they are loosing in the committee, they will pick up any economic issue which is bound to come up and Pull the Plug!

Gentlemen, prepare for elections by March 08. When that does happen, I request us all to go out and vote, so that we get the parliament we all deserve.