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freelancer, blogger, online marketeer
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Types of online marketing
Online Marketing is a wide subject that covers various aspects....
If you were asked to describe.. search engine marketing, affiliate marketing, branding, SPAMMING and blog marketing... it in a few words, you would be at a loss of words..... as to how to portray it specifically....
However, it would be far more more easier, if you were to speak in the local lingo, ie., to say....
You see an awesome woman at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
Now That's Direct Marketing..
You see an awesome woman at a party. You get her phone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing..
You're at a party and see an awesome woman. She walks up to you and says, "I've heard about you - you're fantastic in bed."
That's Branding..
You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend asks "how do I know which one is the most fantastic in bed?" You say, well according to all the blogs - she is!
That's Blog Marketing..
You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend says "so many beautiful women, how do they rank in bed?" You say, lets go to my office and Google them.
That's Search Marketing .
A guys on his way to a party realizes that there could be awesome women in all the houses he's passing. He climbs on the roof of a house near the center and shouts at the top of his lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's SPAM ..
You are at a party and refer a guy to go up and talk to a woman because you've heard that "she's really good in bed".
That's referral, and in some sort of a way, affiliate marketing
You tell a guy to go talk to a woman and tell him "she's really good in bed - a friend told me she was the best he ever had AND he rated her a 10!”
That's total affiliate marketing with good pre-sell and a dynamite testimonial..
If you were asked to describe.. search engine marketing, affiliate marketing, branding, SPAMMING and blog marketing... it in a few words, you would be at a loss of words..... as to how to portray it specifically....
However, it would be far more more easier, if you were to speak in the local lingo, ie., to say....
You see an awesome woman at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
Now That's Direct Marketing..
You see an awesome woman at a party. You get her phone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing..
You're at a party and see an awesome woman. She walks up to you and says, "I've heard about you - you're fantastic in bed."
That's Branding..
You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend asks "how do I know which one is the most fantastic in bed?" You say, well according to all the blogs - she is!
That's Blog Marketing..
You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend says "so many beautiful women, how do they rank in bed?" You say, lets go to my office and Google them.
That's Search Marketing .
A guys on his way to a party realizes that there could be awesome women in all the houses he's passing. He climbs on the roof of a house near the center and shouts at the top of his lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's SPAM ..
You are at a party and refer a guy to go up and talk to a woman because you've heard that "she's really good in bed".
That's referral, and in some sort of a way, affiliate marketing
You tell a guy to go talk to a woman and tell him "she's really good in bed - a friend told me she was the best he ever had AND he rated her a 10!”
That's total affiliate marketing with good pre-sell and a dynamite testimonial..
Comment 1: By vinayak Deshbhandari on 29th Jun 2008
Very informative and interesting
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