A priest was
driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road; he stopped and
offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and crossed her
legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest
had a look and nearly had an accident.After controlling the car, he stealthily slid
his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said,
"Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and
apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand.
However, he was unable
to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he
let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,
"Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the
priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak." Arriving at
the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on
her way.
On his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and
looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find
glory."
MORAL OF
THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job; or, you
might miss great opportunities!