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The Pastor's Ass

Posted in: Business Thursday 12th, March 2009

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so Pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

<b>The moral of the story</b> is....that being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...
So be yourself and enjoy... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

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Posted by: tata tatababy os - 30th Oct 2009

2:Sir, Very nicely written story. This story tells about self confidence and don't thing of other that is if you have potential then nobody can stop you to move ahead. Thank you...

Posted by: Ashish Kumar - 24th May 2009

3:thanks ashish.....we need to relax and look
at the lighter side of things...

Shankar Pandiath replied to: Ashish Kumar post - 10th Jun 2009

4:Lol... The pastor and the bishop were the real asses.

Posted by: Benjamin Noah Suresh Mangaladurai - 13th Apr 2009

5:great story

Posted by: mukul dhingra - 13th Mar 2009

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