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Whose Baby Is It Anyway!

 
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Whose Baby is it anyway!

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks that a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

5) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

6) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document for 9 months.

7) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

8) Tester is a person who always says that this is not the Right baby.

9) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months.

10) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants the Baby.
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