MOBILE ki battery

Dard-e-dil mey ghum ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab toh tanhai humse aksar milti hai.

Aapne band kiya jab se SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery kayi zyada chalti hai.

shma parwana

Itra ke Parwane ne kaha, "Tu mujhse Door kahan Jayegi"
"Akhir hai to Shama, Mujhe Jalakar khud bujh Jayegi"

Ispar Shama replied: "Ye taang aur Pankh Itna na Phadphada"
"Mere paas aane Ke Chakkar mein, Teri jaan chali jayegi"

"Vo Zamana chala gaya, jab tu 'Candle' pe Mandrata tha"
"Imported Gas ki Flame hoon, Bujhaate-bujhaate nani yaad aa jayegi"

Evolution of man :-
1. shade ke phle :- Hero no 1
2. shade ke baad :- Coolie no 1
3. shade ke phle :- ‘Maine pyar kiya’
4. shade ke baad :- Ye maine kya kiya
5. shade ke phle :- Jaaneman maat jao
6. shade ke baad :- Jaan mat khao
7. shade ke phle :- Tum bin raha na jae
8. shade ke baad :- Tum ko saha na jae
9. shade ke phle :- Kuch to bolo
10. shade ke baad :- Ab chup ho jao
11. shade ke phle :- I LOVE YOU
12. shade ke baad :- Aaj fir aalu ?
13. shade ke phle :- milne kab aaogi
14. shade ke baad :- mayke kab jaogi

Aap apni

Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

Gazab dha Rahi

Teri zulfein yu Gazab dha Rahi Thi.........
Teri zulfein yu Gazab dha Rahi Thi.........
Jaise koi Bhains Poonch Hila Rahi thi.......

shayari

ladka tha deewana sa mobile le k ghumta tha,
nazre zukake sharmake mobil me kuchh karta tha,
jab bhi milta tha mujse puchha karta tha yeh chalu kaise hota hai.!

Screw dheele

Zara gaaur se padiyega.........
Aasmaan pe jitne taare hai
aakhon me jitne ishare hai
samander ke jitne kinare hai
utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai

Ladne Se Jo Dare

Ladne Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain....

Bacha nurse se...

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?
Nurse: Kya karo gay?
Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya.

I am here

Khud ko bana kabil itna ki har ladki tuz par line mare,
Aur tu kahe-"Is route ki sabhi lines wyast hai,kripaya 'KEVAL' se sampark kare."