A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car
when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing
off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look
at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and
asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts,
take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this
will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and
me is doing basically the same work? "
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....
. . . . . .
He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running".
Self Appraisal!..... Nice one. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:Boy: "Lady,
Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?Woman: (at the other end
of the pho...
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