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Definitions to remember

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One of my friend has sent me this para,pls read & laugh.
  1. School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
  2. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
  3. Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
  4. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
  5. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
  6. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturerto the notes of the students without passing through ‘the minds of either’
  7. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
  8. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
  9. Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
  10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
  11. Father: A banker provided by nature.
  12. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  13. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
  14. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
  15. Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
  16. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
  17. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  18. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
  19. Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  20. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  21. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Hope you enjoy it.

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