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Alok
Professor at one of the IIM’S was explaining marketing concepts to the students:
1) You see a gorgeous girl at party. You go up to her and say: " I am very rich. Marry me!" – That’s Direct Marketing.
2) You’re at a party with a bounce of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He’s very rich. Marry him." – That’s Advertising
3) You see a gorgeous girl at party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I’m very rich. Marry Me." – That’s Telemarketing.
4) You see a gorgeous girl at party. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: " By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?" – That’s Public Relations.
5) You see a gorgeous girl at party. She walks up to you and says: " You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?" – That’s Brand Recognition
6) You see a gorgeous girl at party. You go up to her and say: " I’m rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – That’s Customer Feedback
7) You see a gorgeous girl at party. You go up to her and say: " I’m very rich! Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s demand and supply gap
8) You see a gorgeous girl at party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: " I’m rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him – That’s competition eating into your market share
9) You see a gorgeous girl at party. You go up to her and before you say: " I’m rich, marry me!" Your wife arrives. – That’s restriction for entering new market.
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Alok
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