I don't want to alarm you, but there's a lot of faking going
on... Everyone's involved in some form of faking.

The latest form of faking is called communifaking --pretending to have a conversation on your cell phone. It's a good way for women to protect themselves when they're alone. If you happen to be on the train with a couple of hooligans, just take out your cell phone and say, 'Hi honey, I'm running a little late. I spent a few extra minutes
practicing kicks at karate class.

Some men even communifake to impress women. Impressing others is, of course, one of the main reasons for faking, whether you're wearing fake jewelry, displaying a fake diploma, or chatting on a fake Smartphone. Fake hair can transform a man's life instantly. Fake hair may not be a h uge improvement, but fake teeth usually are, as long as your dentist didn't graduate from a fake university.

Trust me, it isn't easy to produce fake tears, even when your wife decides that the cooking show is more exciting than the football game.Fake laughter is much easier -- and more essential to everyday life.It comes in handy at most workplaces, whenever the boss tells a joke.

We don't mind a certain amount of faking, but do you know what we absolutely hate?

Fake headaches