Student: shaadi..!!!!!!


 Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....

 Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!


 Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?

 Student: dulhan



 Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

 Student- bahu launga


 Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

 Student: pota



 Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

 Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho...!!!!!!......