10 Things You Should Never Say During A Job Interview
If
you currently scouring the job market you have our sympathies. Recession left
thousands of individuals who are probably better qualified than you, hunting
the Savannas for their daily bread. Competition is tough and you have to play
it smart. So if you have got yourself an interview, don’t mess it up by saying
the ten dumbest things ever uttered by interviewees.
- Do I have a criminal record?
Well… I will have you know, it wasn’t me who shot the guy. I, my dear sirs
simply snatched his briefcase.
- I have worked in customer
service before. All I had to do was to sit around and pretended to work…
- (To the Interviewer) Are you
busy later? There’s a great Thai restaurant not far from here.
- Wait, before you hire me,
there’s something I have to know. Exactly how many girls work in this
building?
- References? What are those?
- Aren’t you Tina’s father? Oh
man, she one wild chick!
- Hope you don’t mind me rolling
one?
- Where do I see myself six
months from now? Well, right where you are sitting, actually.
- Sorry if I'm not up to par this
morning...I still have a nasty hangover.
- Before
we start the interview, can you guys loan me an advance? My bookie's
waiting outside.
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