Lets Eat The King Fisher !

I was hungry last night and when I am starving, thoughts of exotic food comes to my mind and that’s when a colorful bird, the news paper been flashing lately, brings me to the brink to murder, Why not eat The Kingfisher!  Since the Mallyas is not doing anything with it and its only time that the bird will starve to death, why not just put out of its misery and kill the bird.

The Kingfisher Airlines been suffering from ill health and the Mallya did not but drank and made merry, now it’s on the verge of dying the Father and Son duo is asking the government and other investors to save it.

Mallya receives substantial press coverage that focuses on his lavish parties, villas, automobiles, Force India, Royal Challengers Bangalore and his yacht, the Indian Empress. Now it’s time he takes the brid in the open and cooks it for all of us. He has grown to fat to feed on the bird any longer, and his Son needs to get a job to pay for all the debt the Father-Son created.

I think his son needs to join a call center specially the King Fisher call center and handle all their irate customers. 

Siddharth Mallya was educated at Wellington College in Crowthorne followed by Queen Mary College, University of London. I wonder what he is doing here in India, besides making a fool of himself trying to get cheap publicity by moving with the bollywood crowd, while his air lines is going to the dumps along with hard earned investors money.

“To suggest an immediate grounding of the airline is neither fair nor reasonable,” chairman Vijay Mallya said, adding: “To write the epitaph of Kingfisher Airlines is constantly neither fair nor accurate. We shall survive and flourish and prove you all wrong”.

In 2003, Mallya established Kingfisher Airlines. At present, the airline connects 32 cities. Kingfisher Airlines obtained a 26% stake in Air Deccan, a low cost Indian airline which Mallya later acquired fully and rebranded as Kingfishers Red. Vijay Mallya and his Jet Airways counterpart Naresh Goyal announced an alliance after a marathon meeting on 13 October 2008 at Mumbai, India.

I bet Mr. Goyal regrets his decision, and so do many of the Kingfisher’s customers and Investors for dealing with the Airlines.

“It is the private sector… I do not see any logic why taxpayer's money should be used to bail out a private company,” Mr Mills told PTI.

All I have to say the King Fisher Management is - Remember what Yuvraj (cricketer) said.

“Jab thak balla chalega thab thak tat hai, Jab balla nai chala to jaat hai!”