Samir : II want to gift a color TV to my Mom on her 25th marriage anniversary .but the problem is that  the same day is 25th marriage anniversary of my first Aunt,so what should I bring for her without being overburdened. 

Akshay : Gift that color TV remote to your Aunt.

2. 

Company A's HR manager while interviewing the student Rohit on a college campus : what is your hobby ?

Rohit : Horticulture

Manager to Student Dinesh : What is your hobby ?

Dinesh : Horticulture

Manager to Student Ramesh : What is your hobby ?

Ramesh : Horticulture

Manager to Student Ajay : Your hobby must be Horticulture

Ramesh : Yes Sir.

Manager : now you tell us why every student in this college has got the same hobby ?

Ramesh : In our english speaking coaching classes we were told the impressive synonymous for gardening is horticulture,so all wanted to impress you.