STOCK MARKET
1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but
keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno
2.. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street
is now being called Wal Mart Street.? - Jay Leno
3. The difference between a pigeon and a London? investmenl banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
4. What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas?
and an investment banker? A tie!
5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that
on the left side nothing’s right and on the right side nothing’s
left.
6. I want to warn people from Nigeria? who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam. Don’t fall for it - Jay Leno
7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was
his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno
8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush’s copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno
9. President Bush’s response was to meet some small business
owners in San Antonio? last week. The small business owners
are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno.
10. What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if
one of my cheques is returned stamped ‘insufficient funds’. I
won’t know whether that refers to mine or the bank’s.
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