1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "

2. You'reat a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goesup to her and
pointing at you says: "He's veryrich.
"Marry him." -That'sAdvertising. .."


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to
her and get her telephone number. Thenext day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."


4. You're at a party and see gorgeousgirl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up toher and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of thecar)"Marry Me?" - That's Public
Relations... "

5. You'reat a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:” You are very rich!
"Can you marry? Me?" - That'sBrand Recognition. .."


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marryme!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That'sCustomer Feedback..."


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marryme!" And she
introduces you to her husband,

"That'sdemand and supply gap..."


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to
her and before you say anything, anotherperson come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will youmarry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competitioneating into your market share..."


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich,Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restrictionfor entering new markets..."