Siddhu comments
Cricket Comments from Mr. Navjot Signh Siddhu
No 50 is Too Good
Some famous quotes by Navjot Singh Siddhu
1. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
2. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
3. Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
4. India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
5. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
6. If, ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers, my dear friend !
7 . That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
8. 'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
9. Sri Lankan score ! is running like an Indian taxi meter.
10. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
11. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
12. The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!
13. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
14. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
15. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
16. He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
17. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
18. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
19. We are all Adam's children - it's just the silk that makes all! The difference.
20. The way indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
21. Its like the Brooding Hen sitting over a China Egg.
22. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeez.
24. Even a cock crows over his own Dunghill.
25. Andy Flower is steady as the Rock of Gibraltar.
26. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
27. I have seen many Ladies displaying different styles and Different styles displaying Ladies. 28. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be
given a free transfer to Manchester United.
29. When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
30. We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
31. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
32. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
33. He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.
34. It is not all over till the fat lady sings!
35. A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
36. You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums.
37. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
38. A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
39. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
40. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
41. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
42. If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
43. The Indian team is like the Doberman pincher, without a Tail, when they must be like German shepherds.
44. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
45. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
46. When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.
47. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
48. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
49. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados. " Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.
50. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine
Chanderpaul 'NOTOUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. " Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands. "
51. Geoffery, one word can describe India's Batting only one word " Absolutely Pathetic".
52. Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
No 50 is Too Good
Some famous quotes by Navjot Singh Siddhu
1. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
2. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
3. Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
4. India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
5. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
6. If, ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers, my dear friend !
7 . That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
8. 'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
9. Sri Lankan score ! is running like an Indian taxi meter.
10. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
11. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
12. The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!
13. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
14. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
15. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
16. He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
17. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
18. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
19. We are all Adam's children - it's just the silk that makes all! The difference.
20. The way indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
21. Its like the Brooding Hen sitting over a China Egg.
22. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeez.
24. Even a cock crows over his own Dunghill.
25. Andy Flower is steady as the Rock of Gibraltar.
26. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
27. I have seen many Ladies displaying different styles and Different styles displaying Ladies. 28. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be
given a free transfer to Manchester United.
29. When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
30. We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
31. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
32. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
33. He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.
34. It is not all over till the fat lady sings!
35. A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
36. You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums.
37. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
38. A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
39. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
40. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
41. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
42. If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
43. The Indian team is like the Doberman pincher, without a Tail, when they must be like German shepherds.
44. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
45. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
46. When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.
47. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
48. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
49. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados. " Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.
50. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine
Chanderpaul 'NOTOUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. " Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands. "
51. Geoffery, one word can describe India's Batting only one word " Absolutely Pathetic".
52. Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
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