In Tirupati there is no accountability whatsoever an ordinary pilgrims are facing. Many pilgrims complain that they do not get any help from the temple authorities when they go to visit the temple. The temple seems to be run only for the VIPs and VVIPs or people with VIP Pass. Tirupati Temple-of VIPS, by VIPs and for VIPs?

The TTD board has decided to offer free laddu weighing 175 grams free of cost to all pilgrims who come for darshan. The TD board has also decided to scrap the VIP darshan on Friday, Saturday and Sunday which are of peak days with a rush of devotees. The VIP darshan ticket has also been hiked from Rs. 200 to Rs. 500.

Can these VIPs, VVIPS or those people who always prefer VIP pass can obtain a VIP Pass to heaven after they die? Is it possible to enjoy your sin filled life and buy your way into Heaven?

Can we obtain VIP pass so that we enjoy the following after death.

a) Heavenly issued certificate of reservation.

b)A First class ticket to Heaven. Why walk those stairs when yo u can fly with a VIP Pass?

c)The Official Heaven Identification Card so you can get around without getting hassled.

d)Heaven 101 mini informational guide. Don’t be a victim of culture shock. Get acquainted with the land.

SECURE YOUR PLACE IN HEAVEN NOW…OR RISK ETERNAL DAMNATION

I think I'll buy both the heaven and hell VIP passes (any word on multi-ticket discounts?). That way, if I'm not happy with heaven, I can always zip over to hell and check it out.