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Programmer's Profile

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About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship Status: What? Surprised

Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age: 10111 1111 111

Here for: Web browsing in company hours.

Children: Can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity: Programmer.

Languages I Speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political View: The guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor: Weekly.

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking: The first one is this.

Pets: Yeah, my manager looks like a dog. Laughing

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: naukri (dot) com , jobsahead (dot) com Isn't it Ultimate???

Passions: Searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

Sports: Quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

Tv Shows: can't afford one.

Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of my cubicle....
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