Programmer's Profile
Relationship Status: What?
Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age: 10111 1111 111
Here for: Web browsing in company hours.
Children: Can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity: Programmer.
Languages I Speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political View: The guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor: Weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking: The first one is this.
Pets: Yeah, my manager looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: naukri (dot) com , jobsahead (dot) com Isn't it Ultimate???
Passions: Searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: Quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv Shows: can't afford one.
Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of my cubicle....
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