Turning a weakness into a strength!!!
Turning a weakness into a strength!!!
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally, by chance, while checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise desperately needed money for the church. Peter, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.The reverend knew that Peter and Paul earned their livings as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some bibles, but he had serious doubts about Louie who was just a little local farmer who had always tended to keep to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment. Poor little Louis stuttered badly. But, not wanting to discourage poor Louis, the reverend decided to let him try anyway. He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked with bibles and asked them to meet with him and report the results of their door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday.
When
they got together, the reverend immediately asked Peter, "Well, Peter, how did
you make out selling our bibles last week?"Proudly handing the reverend an
envelope, Peter replied, "Pastor, using my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20
bibles, and here's the $200 collected on behalf of the church." "Fine job,
Peter!" the reverend said, vigorously shaking his hand. "You are indeed a fine
salesman and the Church is indebted to you." Turning to Paul, he asked "And how
many bibles did you manage to sell for the church last week?" Paul, smiling and
sticking out his chest, confidently replied," Reverend, I am a professional
salesman and was happy to give the church the benefit of my expertise. Last week
I sold 28 bibles on behalf of the church, and here's $280 I collected." The
reverend responded, "That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are truly a
professional salesman and the church is also indebted to you." Apprehensively,
the reverend turned to little Louie and said, "And Louie, did you manage to sell
any bibles last week?" Louie silently offered the reverend a large envelope. The
reverend opened it and counted the contents.
"What
is this?" the reverend exclaimed. "Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you
suggesting that you sold 320 bibles for the church, door to door, in just one
week? Louie just nodded. "That's impossible!" both Peter and Paul said in
unison. "We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 times as
many bibles as we could." "Yes, this does seem unlikely," the reverend agreed.
"Please explain how you managed to accomplish this, Louie."
Louie shrugged. "I-I-I- re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f-for sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered. Impatiently, Peter interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!" "A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," Louis replied, "W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you?"
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