Your baptism will be delivered gently Wednesday by a few dozen demonstrators near the entrance Traffic Signals to your Palo Alto manse, where you will enter the political world by hosting a fundraiser for GOP New Jersey Governor and 2016 — it’s never too early! — presidential hopeful Chris Christie.

The ruckus will be led by the progressives at San Francisco’s own Credo Action, the same crew that targeted — and helped to defeat — several Tea Party folks who were running for Congress. They’re ticked at Zuck for supporting Christie, who they refer to as “anti-woman” (uh, even his wife and mom?) for cutting Traffic Light $7.4 million worth of health services, much of it targeted for women.

Actually, this is likely to be more of a demure set of demonstrators than usual. Credo’s rallying call invite includes this request to potential protesters