The best mean to exchange our views is to communicate. It is said that it is not important what you say but what is more important is how you say. In life we often come across a situation where we want to say something else but what we say depict different meaning and thus we suffer because of it .Good communication doesn’t mean good verbal communication but written communication is indeed important .Here are some funny leave applications which would really make us feel that if in reality we come across such application what impact it would create

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Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground At 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
·Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.

So next time when you write do make sure it is correct and make sense !!