Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows.

Lallo : Oh yes! In most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.

Gates : At home have u installed Windows?

Lallo : I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.

Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?

Lallo : OPERATION ? Yes I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates (Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.

Lallo : Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates : By the year 2000 India should export computer chips.

Lallo : We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

Gates (Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?

Lallo : My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates (Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.

Lallo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..

Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.

Lallo : I have exhuasted all my leave.

Gates : I have no energy left let us go out and have a bite.

Lallo : BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates : (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting.Please wait............."