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Intelligence of Sardar.......
1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
don ' t know who is Jayanthi.
2. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But
when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.
3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.
4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till
late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I
made it alright..
5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him.
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a
ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
7. 2 sardar s were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
8. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
9. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from
your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only
for 2 wheeler.
10. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
11. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
12. American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi
e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se
hoti hai.
13. How will you destroy a submarine full of
sardars ?
Simple. Just knock at the door and they will open it.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
don ' t know who is Jayanthi.
2. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But
when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.
3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.
4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till
late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I
made it alright..
5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him.
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a
ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
7. 2 sardar s were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
8. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
9. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from
your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only
for 2 wheeler.
10. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
11. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
12. American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi
e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se
hoti hai.
13. How will you destroy a submarine full of
sardars ?
Simple. Just knock at the door and they will open it.
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