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BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early.
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage
Future Tense
of Marriage
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