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Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button `start` but there is no `stop` button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any `re-scooter` is available in system? I find only `re-cycle`, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is `Find` button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this `find` button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt `Microsoft word` now he wants to learn `Mi crosoft sentence`, so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows `My Computer`: when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says `MY Pictures` but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
7. There is `MICROSOFT OFFICE` what about `MICROSOFT HOME` since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided `My Recent Documents`. When you will provide `My Past Documents`?
9. You provide `My Network Places`. For God sake please do not provide `My Secret Places`. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button `start` but there is no `stop` button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any `re-scooter` is available in system? I find only `re-cycle`, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is `Find` button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this `find` button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt `Microsoft word` now he wants to learn `Mi crosoft sentence`, so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows `My Computer`: when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says `MY Pictures` but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
7. There is `MICROSOFT OFFICE` what about `MICROSOFT HOME` since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided `My Recent Documents`. When you will provide `My Past Documents`?
9. You provide `My Network Places`. For God sake please do not provide `My Secret Places`. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
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