come into my life...

(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...

(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....

(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me ..

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....

(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it

again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....

(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...

(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....

(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...

(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

9. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but

wonder.....

(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

10. I'm so miserable without you...

(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

11. Thank you for being part of my life.....

(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

12. Congratulations on your wedding day!

(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

13. How can I say this....

(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

14. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...

(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

15. Congrats on getting married...

(Inside card) - It's not every day you decide to ruin your life.

16. Someday I hope to marry...

(inside card) - Someone other than you.

17. We have been friends for a very long time...

(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

Thanks

Anish.