Manager part 1 ---- All characters in this post are fictitious, Any resemblence is mere coincidental
Holy Shit! How can he do that to me? Sam, I didn’t expect this from you. And this is not at all fair from your part. You proved you belong to that category of typical “manager”. I knew that you always had a very little brain and think less than an average individual does. Little did I understand about his cheap mind? Or was I late to recognize his real face.
Sam is considered as an unwanted creature on our floor and whose productivity is always his sub-ordinates’ sweat. He never works, not because he is lazy, it is a known fact that he knows nothing. One cannot imagine him as a manager. Even house keeping mates hate his bossy attitude. He is totally hopeless. I just can’t imagine how he thinks himself as the most valuable and critical resource. I don’t want to be rude here, for it’s a known fact that how managers really live.
I really feel humiliated to work with him. He has put me into many embarrassing situations. The first time I realized that he is really fit for nothing is when I noticed that he does not know how to traverse through a very simple excel sheet and shouted at me for missing data. Sometimes data will be present at left end, you have to move using cursor to view it. He does not know even this simple thing and once shouted at me assuming I have missed some columns. And there are lot more incidents that proved him an absolute lunatic and an irritating specimen.
He feels himself superior for knowing nothing and thinks that people are slaves. There is no one who supports neither him nor his standpoint. All meetings end up with arguments and people giving up as it’s no point arguing with a fool. I seriously wonder how HR team of my company recruited such an idiotic foolhardy imprudent and irresponsible person.
When I was borne, people say that I look like my father and had all qualities of my mother. I use to ignore it and never paid attention to. Now I feel that I can be nominated for Nobel Prize in the field of patience, the virtue I acquired from my mom. I don’t know if I have to owe you mom. It’s seriously disgusting to work with the worst manager in the world. The only gain you can see in your work is work overload.
I didn’t smoke in all my years before I joined his team as a fresher. Now they call me heavy drunkard and chain smoker as I have no other options, after I met him. I remember my first lead fighting for fresher’s like us risking his job. He was fired by this ass. I pitied him. Days passed, no one stood his tortures and I have seen many terminations, resignations, quarrels, cold wars of all my seniors with this dumber. I went through all this and as I had my bad time really good, I became his favorite team member leading the team. This is where I felt that promotions can also be worst.
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