Just sit back, sip coffee and read how funny IT ppl can be..

With due respect to all those who helped me create this post by sharing their experiences…

Once in office, my friend asked me my bike keys. They were lying on the table next to the computer and I was trying to show him the keys, by moving my mouse pointer. I some how imagined the mouse pointer would move beyond the screen and reach the key.

..Rajan

I have gone so much lazy about using the system at office that I straight way come and sit on my chair and start using the mouse(properly placed)….

Same thing happens when I am at home………..But with a lill diff scene……….Mouse wont be placed at the right position………many a times my mobile ll be lying over there………….without even seeing that its not mouse…………I place my hand on it and start moving it…when I realize that cursor isn’t movin……..I lift the mouse to see whats the wrong with it and its only then I realize that its mobile… heheheeh….

..Nidhi

Nothing here seems as bad as writing half sleepy official mail to PM & SPM & others which ended with “Good night Sweet dreams Take care J “. Still lucky to be working here. :)

..Prathul

I would like to add one of my frnds experience….

He got a message from his friend… ‘Grandma is in “CPU” I will be on leave for 2 days actually he meant ICU

..Meera

Once after talking to one of my friend. I ended the conversation saying ...” Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back”

..Nisha

I was about to throw my hanky into the bin after drying my hand. (as used to with paper napkins)

..Sankar

I was earlier working at the back office of an international Bank. We used to 'dispatch' lot of Credit / Debit cards and statements for the customers and track its delivery later.

Once my granma was admitted in a hospital, my team mate once casually asked me " howz ur granma doing now ? still in hospital ? " ... and i replied to her " She is better now , she will dispatched from the hospital tomorrow !"

This was followed by a loud laugh in the entire bay !

..Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whr I want 250mg r 500mg…..suddenly I replied as 256mg…lol….thank god he didn't noticed tht….

..Ashwin

I was typing my Employee ID and Password in yahoo mail & wondering why it said Invalid User ID/Pwd :-)

..Amarnath

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.

..Vidyarthi

And I – after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the silver screen!

.. Venu

I go to some place to wash my hands… I just show my hands up and wait for the water to wash it…. :P forgetting I need to turn something on… (IR sensor Taps at office)

..Neha

When I went to a movie theatre from office directly.. I showed the guy at the entrance my ID card and walked in… he had to call me back asking the ticket…

..Ram

Once when I was searching for a house, When the owner asked my name, my reply was "Sudheer underscore some" (My id is Sudheer_some).

..Sudheer

One late night when I went home after work, I was trying to flash my id card to open the lock and only after few secs, I realised what i'm trying to do ;-)

..Sridhar

Once I went to have juice at the local juice vendor and innocuously asked him whether he had a plain 'version' of nimbu pani..

..Vishnu

The other day I was hearing one guy talking of a "Standalone" house.. when he was actually intending a independent house… Poor broker shud have tuff time trying to find a " Alone house standing in a huge empty area… " don't know what interpretations the guy must have made.

..Raj

I want to forward a post that I posted on our bulletin board which attracted many ppl..

Hi all,

This weekend I am looking for a get away of about 200-300 KM car drive. Any idea, what are the places I can visit around Hyderabad? Also, please do provide me with the path.

Thanks & Regards,

Sudeep

..Sudeep

You all must be thinking why am I not discussing my experience..

Trust me wont let you down..

I always wished I have a 'Ctrl-Z' (undo) in my life too..

To erase out all sins that I have committed.. Undo all acts of mine that have hurt some one.. I truly wish..

..Nehal