Jokes -- SARDARJI IS BACK
SARDARJI IS BACK
- Choose your favourites !!!
1
Sardar: I hav'nt
slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got
upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't
U Xchnged?
Sardar: oye,
there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
2
A SARDAR went 2
a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the
Form, he went to
FORM said "
FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
3
A Teacher
lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a
kid.
A Sardar stands
up- we must find & stop her!.
4
19 SARDARS WENT
4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE
FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
5
Teacher: "I
killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The
future tense is "U will go to jail".
6
Srdr gets ready
,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch
regularly. A man
asks why
He does this.
Srdr:"I've
been promoted as branch manager."
7
Sardarji
standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
Because his
doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
8
Sardarji was
filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure
as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much
thought he wrote : Yes!
9
One sardarji
professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
Because he
wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
10
Sardar told his
servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant:
It"S already raining.
Sardar: So what
take an umbrella and go.
11
Santa! Your
daughter has died!
Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he
remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm
unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm
Banta not Santa
12
ON A ROMANTIC
DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
HIM, DARLING ON
OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE
WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
13
Sardar found the
answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come
first, Chicken
or egg?
O Yaar, what
ever U order first will come first.
14
Postman:- I Have
To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did
U come so far. Instead U could have posted it..
15
What does a
sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare
it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
16
Sardar proposed
a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'....
Sardar said 'Oye
No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
17
WHY CANT SARDARS
DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT
FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
18
Sardar & his
wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says...
Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
19
A Sardar &
his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked:
How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied:
Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
20
Sardar's wish:
when I die, I wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not
screamin like
All d passengers
in d car he was driving..
21
Sardar at an
call modern art
?
Art dealer: I
beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
22
Sardar was
writing something very slowly.
Friend
asked:" Why R U writing so slowly?
Sardar:
"I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
23
Sardar news: A 2
seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
sardars have so
far found 500
Bodies and are
still digging for more..
24
Sardar visits
Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2
It is 'U R
STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"
25
Sardarji was
standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked
what you are doing ?
He said-im
seeing how I look while sleeping.
BONUS !
A man asked
sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied
"Oh Brother, Manmohan is PM not AM".
Hahahaaahahahahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!
Thanks & Regards,
Ethies.E
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