Hi Friends,

Here I am not blaming anybody so if you feel bad for anything than please forgive me.

I am just trying to be a professional in my life but again as usual the result is fail till now.

But I have gained some experience here and which I want to share with you.

If you read might be you feel its funny but it’s a fact my dear friends.

How? Just read the below.

Dost( Where u can find) This type of human being can be found in small villages or town or cities.

Friends( Where u can find)
These people can be find in any big city.

Dost(How you can identify) These human beings are so simple and you can easily identify them if you have seen any old movies, which realized before 1975.

Friend(How you can identify) These people also you can identify if you have seen any new movie which released after 1975.

Dost(How to call them)
You can call them Bhiya, Tau Ji, Chacha ji, Kaka Ji, Bahi Sahab, Bahan Ji, Mata Ji, Dadi Ji, Chachi Ji, Tai Ji, Bhabhi Ji .

Friends(How to call them) You can call them Sir, Mr,,Madam (Warning do not try to use the words which are given in Dost Category)


Dost (Salutation) Ram Ram, Subh Prabhat, Jai jainendra, Jai shri Ram, Slam , Or kaisey Ho, Kya HaalChal Hai, Sub kushal hai….( Warning not require any time and any where you can use these words)

Friends(Salutation) Hi, Hello, How are you, Good Morning, Good After Noon, Good evening and Good Night (Warning: remember the time on which are using these words another you will prove that you are a joker.)


Dost(Believe) If you have dost then you can believe them blindly.

Friends(Believe) It’s a problem to whom we believe or whom we not ( you are the better judge)


Dost (Category) There are not such big differences In dosts, even if you try to find out than you can say Langotiya yaar, Pkka Yaar that's it.

Friends (Category) There are two many category and its also a confusion that who is fit in which category so be careful. (professional friend, Just Friend, pen Friend, Net friend, Bets Friend, Hello Hi Friend, Just known Friend and many more)


Dost (Dress Code) They can be any dress.

Friends (Dress Code) They have different Dress code as per occasion.


Dost (Standard and education) This does not matter

Friends (Standard and education) This is most important thing to make a friend.


Dost (How to Get help) some time no need to ask they know each and everything about you so there are chances that they will help you by their own or else you just keep quiet in front of them they will come to know

Friends (How to Get help) Just type a full application and in that you clearly mention all you needs with reasons (specially Terms and Condition) If you prepare a questioner it will help you lot just ask any of friend about it how to prepare in this case they help you free.


Dost (Will They Help?) Yes 100 % sure

Friends(Will They Help?) It depends of n number of terms and condition.


Dost (Relationship) Natural

Friends (Relationship) Its depends on your standard, qualification, way of living, your approach, you thinking and many more qualities.


Dost (How you feel) Tu to yaaro ka yaar hai, Tere liye sub hazir hai, Muja aa gya, Arey tu to mere Bhai say bhi badker hai ( sorry I can not translate these words in English)

Friends (How you feel) Ok, Great, Good, Nice.


Dost (What you can share?) Everything

Friends(What you can share ?) Depends on many things.



Result The result I will tell you in one example

Dost :-Your dost is sleeping and its midnight. You just directly go to his/her home and just keep quiet. He/she will understand everything after giving you 5 minutes. Or if your dost is staying with you then just ask softly yaar are you sleeping and that’s it. He/she will not sleep till your sound sleep.

Friends ;-First search them where they are and then ask permission to meet and then if they agree than go to his/her place and then without wasting time just tell them your problem another they will tell you what happen tell me? Do not do drama yaar I am here with you just tell me and as and when you tell your problem they will reply why you came here for the silly thing just wasted my time. You know how important meeting was going on and how much I was busy I have spare time for you and you are just a fool only for a small thing you came and disturb me. Okay now go please I will check it tomorrow (which never come)

Thanks & Regards

Alok Pagal (Mad)