Off bit writing could be hazardous. And off bit reading is killer. But reading about something nonexistent in real life…sounds like fiction or what? No re…it’s real life fiction…hey! Wait…What am I talking about? Don’t confuse…just like Ms. Nona does by writing about Black Holes of women dressing inequalities & its consequences… If you have read recent article on "The Lipstick Dossiers" in Sunday Times, you would agree with me. This person Ms.Nona Walia, has found something astonishingly important to write in Sunday times. And it's all about Women at work and their dress codes & something more too.

I have just gone half way through the article and it is making me crazy.

I started reading it at 11 in morning.

11: Read first para of article, thought not to continue with it.

11:30: Came back to article and started reading where I left.

12.00: I just can't read it anymore...I could read only 10 more lines and I just don't know whether the book "Play it like Men..." exists or not...What a fuss...

12.30: I will read after some time...pakka....

1.00: Oh no...Why Nona Walia thinks Majority of women think that way? Who are those so called 0.0000001% of majority of women?

1.30: Don't argue with her now...stop it...I am serious to finish it off...

2.00: I am sleeping...feeling hungry too....

2.30: Hey I got something to eat...with more zest I would finish the remaining article now...

2.45: Sleeping...bbye

3.30: Nona came in my dreams and threatened me to finish reading of her article...Woke up...

3.45: I can't ...I gave up...I just can't read a single line of this article...can someone help me please? What is she talking about? Can someone tell me…I am going mad…

Nona...will you please tell me the very idea of Corporate Women dressing and dressing it like men...losing feminism by not dressing like women...Making Red Lipstick equivalent to Red Tie...When did this become a hot topic? I mean reinventing the old wheel is fine...but was there any old wheel before ?

I admire the style of your writing...it's good that you are with Times Group...you are writing incredible articles about nonexistent fuss...What about something real? Try someday...

Okay let's come out of something like madness of desperate relations, drama of dressing inequalities, sexual unjustified appearances, bed time stories of Mills & Boon ...Oh no…Am I sounding like Nona…No please…Bye the way what is this Pink Chaddi? I swear before you write on next fuss…I will go to depth of this article to find from where the hell Pink Chaddi appear on front page of a national daily?

Nona…Please…Can you have something better than this next time? Can Times of India think of it for the sake of his wise audiences?

Ok...I don't want you to stop writing...who am I if I complained? But please make it a point that you use your literary skills for something really worth in exploring...It's wise to read between lines before its too late...isn't it Ms.Nona Walia?