life........
I know it sounds like a old Arabic story but believe me its part of all our daily life, no not a daily soap .....at least for people who sit for hours together before computer and try to help the troubled world will agree with me :)
Lets start with Alibaba, alibaba is very commanding person who rules major chunk of others life, at least when the peacocks are in their full-sense and doing nothing related to sense(I mean working hours).....all these innocent souls can be found sitting inside the four walls called ODC.
Btw to ignite the unknown souls ODC means Offshore Dev.Center.....
Alibaba as i said is the real....na..na.... actual face of all these 15 people and what ever is being done right or wrong, most of the times its wrong is clearly reflected on his face. OK, let me tell you a secret which is no longer a secret - one of these guys happened to see the horoscope of alibaba and was really shocked to know so many facts which inturn helped him in doing good deeds, at least for himself. Who said blackmailing does not work :)
I think you are getting a wrong impression, believe me things are not that bad with these mors. Where else under the entire universe do you get paid for free, "simply sitting....salary getting" this was the rhyme sung by them. Alibaba is actually a fun loving person but some how the so called 'fun' is missing and each time alibaba's impressions becomes depression to the mors. Each joke he cracks becomes a table topic to be discussed for days to come at coffee breaks, and by the time we are exhausted another comes another PMJ........if you know what is PJ then PMJ should definitively help you improve your IQ, sorry non-IT guys if you cant make what is PMJ.
One fine day, when the 15 mors were doing some kind of work which they are not expected/paid for, suddenly alibaba pops up and gives his suggestions that if things do not go in the way he says he will be in soup......enough is enough for now, are not we educated and groomed to make matters better and who can blame a person for the work he has not done. For heaven's sake please grow up!!!!
In short, to interfere in anything and everything possible is a mastery art which not all of us can learn and practice. Btw, I know someone who has mastered this mastery. By now, of all the mors few chosen have climbed to the favorites list and are really unlucky....unlucky because they have to be good to alibaba all the time. These favorites formed the ruling party and are guided to try and mislead the rest. Do you know the worst thing in the world is to get recognized for things you have not done, because the same undone things are expected from you always in future. This is what is happening with the chosen ones now. Share a news of small pin dropped and believe me it gets transformed like a nuclear attack within giffy........
as usual now I am running short of time and temper..................
Thou shall stick to timelines and temper from 2009....isnt it a good resolution for '09.
to be continued..........
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