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DEFINITIONS.

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Definitions:

School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.


Life Insurance
:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


Nurse:

A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students

without passing through 'the minds of either'.

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.


Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


Father:

A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....

except that he got caught.


Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic:

Books, which people praise, but do not read.


Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually

and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Experience:

The name men give to their mistakes.


Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.


Philosopher:

A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead.

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