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Never Marry A Programmer.
Never Marry A Programmer.
Husband (Coming late from work): Good Evening honey, I'm Logged in...
Wife: Have you bought the stuff I told you about?
Husband: Bad Command or file name
Wife: But I reminded you this morning!
Husband: Syntax Error!, Abort?
Wife: Ok, but what about the car you promised to get for me?
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use, try again later...
Wife: At least give me your credit card, I want to buy something?
Husband: Sharing Violation...Access Denied
Wife: Do you really love me?! Or love this stupid computer of yours? Or are you trying to be funny?
Husband: Too many parameters
Wife (Gone really mad): It was a huge mistake that I married a crazy person like you!
Husband: Data Type Mismatch
Wife (Now is completely crazy): There's no use talking to you
Husband: It's by default
Wife (Screaming): CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I REPRESENT TO YOU EXACTLY?
Husband: Unknown Bug
Wife kills husband then ... [control, alt, delete].
Husband (Coming late from work): Good Evening honey, I'm Logged in...
Wife: Have you bought the stuff I told you about?
Husband: Bad Command or file name
Wife: But I reminded you this morning!
Husband: Syntax Error!, Abort?
Wife: Ok, but what about the car you promised to get for me?
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use, try again later...
Wife: At least give me your credit card, I want to buy something?
Husband: Sharing Violation...Access Denied
Wife: Do you really love me?! Or love this stupid computer of yours? Or are you trying to be funny?
Husband: Too many parameters
Wife (Gone really mad): It was a huge mistake that I married a crazy person like you!
Husband: Data Type Mismatch
Wife (Now is completely crazy): There's no use talking to you
Husband: It's by default
Wife (Screaming): CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I REPRESENT TO YOU EXACTLY?
Husband: Unknown Bug
Wife kills husband then ... [control, alt, delete].
PLS DONT GET BUGGED ON ME FOR IAM LOOKING FOR THE GUY WHO SEND ME THIS.
Regard's,
Francis Daniel (Bahrain).
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