India needs a 'Bauji' not a Lame Duck!
 This is Mahima... and the pic was shot by her proud dad at the Victor  Awards held on saturday. Mahima was running a fever, but made it to the  function armed with the Rainbow Caps that found several takers!
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This appeared in Sunday Times.....
 India needs a ‘Bauji’ , not a Lame Duck…
 A  telling scene from a recent Bollywood movie (“Patiala House”),  pretty much says it all. A character ( splendidly played by Rishi  Kapoor) addressed by all as ‘Bauji’, thunders away and asserts himself  in front of cowering family members, including a mute wife, a bullied  son,plus assorted aunts, uncles, nephews, nieces… even neighbours. His  word is law. Nobody challenges Bauji’s diktat. The dharma of coalition  family politics is alive and thriving in Southhall where Bauji resides  as the absolute autocrat, not just within  the confines of his sprawling  ‘Patiala House’ ( a symbol of his identity as a proud Sikh patriarch in  racist Britain), but the community at large. Bauji is an old fashioned  tyrant – someone who is convinced he is right about everything and is  not embarrassed to lay down the law. It doesn’t matter a damn to him  what anybody thinks, least of all his miserable son (Akshay Kumar) whose  one dream to play cricket for the English team has been shot down by  Bauji  ( no self- respecting puttar of his can ever play for the Goras).  Others are similarly brow beaten and tightly controlled by the  dictatorial Bauji, who, of course , believes he is doing what’s in the   best interests of his parivaar. So much so that an inked rap singer in  the making is forced to sing bhajans, while a young daughter, in love  with a local English boy, is ordered to marry a suitable Punjabi kudda  picked by Bauji. All this is packaged in a charming and entirely old  fashioned melodramatic style that reminds viewers of well remembered  blockbusters from another century that actually focused on story lines,  dialogues and instinctively understood that for a movie to touch our  desi hearts, there had to be moments designed to get those tear ducts   into overdrive.
 Watching our Prime Minister offering himself up for  instant skewering on tv recently, it was impossible not to compare  Manmohan Singh to Gurtej Singh ( ‘Bauji’). If only Manmohan Singh had  taken a few tips from Bauji before agreeing to his public grilling (   mild and over-polite as it may have been), perhaps the  nation would  have felt a little more reassured about its future and the future of  this particular mish mash of a government. The P.M. is sounding  sheepish, defensive, apologetic and … and… weak! Yup. Lame duck, all the  way. Why he is bringing Caeser’s wife into this, we don’t know and  don’t care. Manmohan Singh has to realize this mess is not about just  him – it isn’t enough to claim individual moral superiority and go on  about his own conduct being above suspicion. It is about closing his  eyes, looking the other way and keeping mum. He says he has a job to do (  darrrrrling, please do it!), and he is not quitting. Fine. Don’t quit,  Sir. But can you please get on with it? That dreaded and disgusting ‘C-  word’ ( compromise) has been used excessively by the prime minister.  Someone should have told him, it is a lousy excuse to trot out at a time  the country needs to hear something better. He spoke about  his  personal frustration. But what about the collective frustration of the  one billion plus citizens of India, who are running out of patience? And  excuse me,  but it sounds bloody awful when a leader confesses he is  not ‘as big a culprit’ as he’s made out to be. Reading into that line,  it would be fair to conclude we can call him a chhota-mota culprit… not a  big one! Manmohanji, please take another look at ‘Patiala House’ –  Bauji would never say something like that and talk himself into a  corner. Even during the film’s mushy, sentimental climax ( how we love  our rona- dhona), when Bauji is confronted by his rebellious family (  the mute mom finally finds her tongue), Bauji refuses to buckle, even as  he  faces a small army of extremely angry family members. After a quick  and private rethink, Bauji figures it is a smarter, shrewder move to go  along with the majority and change his rigid position. Whether he  really does have a genuine change of heart, or is merely pretending,  isn’t made clear. Which is great. Bauji emerges as a wily, old fox who  knows when to back off  and when to bare his teeth.  During the rowdy  climax, Bauji is shown dancing an energetic Bhangra with the very people  he once terrorized and bullied. But even under dramatically changed  circumstances, we know he’s the boss. And he’ll continue to call the  shots in ‘Patiala House’.
 The film’s unexpected success has a lot to  do with our nostalgia for a Bauji. The Great Indian Family survived  over centuries because of generations of ‘Baujis’ who led from the  front, even if some of their decisions were horribly wrong. They were  the unambiguous leaders of the pack and not too many people   dared   question their authority. Indian families continue to follow this  tradition, albeit with modern day clauses that demand a more inclusive  approach to decision making.  Had Manmohan Singh followed the Bauji  model of leadership and led  the country in a more effective manner, he  would not have found himself in this embarrassing position in which he  has to waffle and  claim he had no reason to believe “serious wrong had  been done’’( when he appointed A.Raja the telecom minister for the  second time). Come on, Manmohanji. These sort of remarks make you sound  either too naïve or too evasive. While nobody is saying you should have  cloned Bauji ,perhaps some of Bauji’s  better traits ( fearlessness in  the face of daunting opposition) would have served you – and the people  of India – better.
 Paradoxically enough, one feels like crying, “Come back, Bauji! All is forgiven!” 
Yes… India is that desperate.
 
The  Kasab verdict is out. Yes, he must hang. But will he? And more  importantly, when? Ten years from now? Twenty? He will join 30 others on  the President's list ( pardon).Pratibha Patil will take her own sweet  time to examine each case. Nobody will remember nor care by then ( Afzal  Guru is still hanging around ) what happened on that horrible day   (26\11)when terrorists struck Mumbai and killed 170 people in cold  blood. But... at least Indians the world over will take comfort in the  fact that we adhered to the judicial system and democratic principles  were respected throughout the long trial. This won't bring the dead  back... and we owe it to their families to keep up the pressure on the  government not to allow Kasab to become yet another statistic.
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