If your life ever goes dry off humor, then please speak to girls whose parents are looking for a suitor for them-

You would get a taste of God’s sense of humor. Gosh, Gosh, God has very patiently created something called man, but probably he has forgotten to give senses to few of them.. Read this blog, you will get to know why I am saying so…………………….

1). My friend Bratati, a M.A. in English Lit. She’s 24. simple & good looking. Her parents had brought an alliance for her. The super hero came with his parents. A lanky guy who probably for the first time in his life has got the chance to speak to a girl.. Anyways the conversation was rolling out well. After the general rounds (LoL), the guy n the girl were left alone to speak to each other. The guy asked, do u pursue any hobby? Do you sweep the floor, cook, clean utensils, arrange the house & all? She was surprised, she said she does all the household chores but that’s not her hobby. To this the guy said, no my parents are old, & I expect my wife to do these chores & this is the primary reason why I have decided to get married asap.. Bratati just collected herself & replied, in that case, you should better hire a maid servant instead of a wife & that was THE END..

2). Last April my parents had seen a guy for me. Mr.XYZ is a Project Manager in Infosys, Bangalore. He had seen me in a friends wedding few months back & had urged for my hand from my parents. God knows where was I then? Anyways, after the initial hitches, Mr. XYZ got my phone # from my parents. On our first conversation itself he proposed me without caring to ask if I have seen him or his pic. Though I had already seen his pic ( a bald, dark,fatso), I couldn’t tell him on his face that I do not wish to take it further. To my utter surprise, Mr. Confident revealed, that he has already decided our honeymoon destination. Then I thought, its hightime I should convey him the msg. I told him that I have not seen his pic. He said he would send me the pics & asked me to call him up the next day. I called up my parents & informed them of my decision & insisted them to convey the same to the guy as I had left to Pune for some office work. But this guy, instead of calling my parents, started calling me everyday 10-15 times, despite being aware that I am out of town. He also started sending me senti msgs.. At last, having no resort left, I sent him a msg, & got solace from this situation. This is just one incident that I have mentioned.

3). N a recent such encounter a guy ( working with First Advantage, Quality in Bangalore)has contacted my parents. He has drawn bar charts to tell about his family, startinq from his great grandfather, every character in each separate bars( how creative)! Unfortunately even this guy had seen me in our office tech park.. He has asked my mom, "Miss, please send me your daughter's outdoor, indoor pic( one in sitting position, one in standing profile & one with her side profle) as I want to show it to my parents.."HUH ! I wonder what is a outdoor pic! My cousin brother suggested me to send a pic of a scarecrow & write in bold, that’s how I look when I’m outdoor.. Anyways end of the email he has written…………THE DOORS OF MY HEART IS OPEN, I WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH SPACE YOU OCCUPY, HOW WOULD YOU MAKE MY HEART YOUR HOME, I'M WAITING FOR U………